Почему пиво НЕ лучше женщин? (english)

1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off.
   
2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun.
   
3. You can suck a beer at only one spot.
   
4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake.
   
5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting.
   
6. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday in some states.
   
7. There's a law about driving after having too many beers.
   
8. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.